An Open Letter to Coast Central Credit Union


 

TO: Member Support
Coast Central Credit Union

SUBJECT: NSF fees on Debit Card transactions

My wife and I have been members of Coast Central for quite awhile (10-15 years). Up until very recently we have never been charged a “Non Sufficient Funds” fee on a Debit Card transaction. It’s actually the reason we do not write checks, because those have always been subject to such fees.

When I use my Visa (charge card) for a transaction, Visa does not charge me a fee if I don’t have enough in my account. Why are Debit Cards suddenly being treated differently?

Does this mean I will be charged an NSF fee at the Co-Op if I attempt to pay for my groceries and my balance is too low?

When was this new policy enacted?

Why wasn’t I notified, in writing (via USPS) of this change?

You might lose a member over this policy.

I will certainly bring it up in social media.

You might lose A LOT of members over this. If a credit union is acting like a for-profit bank, why use credit unions?

I might share this letter with the North Coast Journal. It will certainly be shared on my blog. (https://el.urgod.org)


 

Cats


I’ve had a lot of relationships with our feline friends over the years.  I think they are some of the most fascinating creatures on our planet.  On my first visit to a zoo (Brookfield ZooI marveled at the way that the big cats, lions, tigers, panthers, etc., acted so much like their domesticated cousins.

Petronius (Pete) was my first. He was a Tabby, and kind of followed me home from school one day. We were living on South Osborn at the time. I was about 14. I named him after a fictional feline in Robert Heinlein’s novel, The Door Into Summer. He was an indoor/outdoor cat and usually spent his nights outside and days inside.  He would appear at my bedroom window every morning, and I would let him in, talk to him, feed him and he would usually fall asleep on my bed before I left for school. He didn’t have a litter box – never needed one as he took care of his needs outdoors.

One morning he didn’t appear at my window. It was one of those very cold, very blustery February days in Illinois. It had snowed over night and the fresh stuff had accumulated on out car. I went out before school and shoveled the walks off. My dad asked me if I’d like a ride to school and I said “of course.”  The car didn’t start and when my dad popped the hood to take a look, there was Pete. He was gone. It looked like he had quite a fight with some other being, and he had bled out from his wounds.

Princess was our second.  I was married to Lynne and we were living on South Chicago Avenue.  She came to us in the winter, an adult Tabby who appeared on our back porch.  The twins were, I think, eight years old. They were the ones who named her. We set her up in the basement with a litter box.  Princess was a very loving cat and spent a lot of her time on my chest when I was  home. About six weeks after our first encounter she gave birth to seven kittens (apparently, she was pregnant when she adopted us).  

Lynne hated Princess.   Lynne had grown up on a farm and the only felines she knew were the barn cats, that, well, lived in the barn and kept the rodents at bay. “Cats do not live in houses with people,” was her belief, and she wanted nothing to do with Princess. As it turned out, Lynne was allergic to fleas, so that didn’t help our case. And like all cats, Princess had her share of them.  When Spring came we took Princess and her kittens to Lynne’s parents farm, and left them there (in spite of my protests).

Sydney belonged to Qadisha, and I met him when I landed in Santa Cruz in May of 1992.  We actually hit it off right away, and his favorite spot in the house became my lap. He was also a Tabby, but more dominant grey than Princess or Pete. He was indoor/outdoor, so no litter box.

We  had this little potted evergreen tree. A sibling Scotch Pine. It mainly lived outside, but at Yule time we brought it in and decorated it. Sydney had decided he would kill it, and he made a noble try, peeing in it whenever it was indoors.  In the summer of 1997 Sydney was found dead in the pot the pine grew in.  Sydney was quite elderly at the time, so were no sure if he just died of old age or if he ate something that didn’t agree with him. We had him cremated and buried his ashes in the pot with the Scotch Pine, and so he finally got his wish: the Scotch Pine died because the ashes were toxically too acidic for it.

Aleister. One day Qadisha and I were riding around Santa Cruz doing errands. Out of the blue she said, “You know, if we were ever to acquire a black male kitten, we should name him Aleister, after Aleister Crowley.”  I laughed and said, “Well, I’ve always admired black cats. But wouldn’t naming one after Crowley be a bit of a heavy burden on a kitten?”

The next day (yes, the very next day) three kids came to our door with a little black long haired kitten. We sent them away. THREE TIMES! Finally when they came back they told us that their mom was going to kill the kitten if they didn’t find a home for him.

Aleister became my cat. He lived with Qadisha while we were in Santa Cruz, but as soon as we moved to Ashland (OR) he became my responsibility.

Ceridwen moved into my townhouse with me in May 1998.  She brought Hunter, her
cat of about twenty years, with her. He was an amiable cat, but pretty much kept to himself. He and Aleister got along very well, and they never fought. Hunter passed away not too long after Ceridwen moved in with me. We found a tiny cave up above Lithia Park in Ashland, and covered it with a big rock. That became Hunter’s tomb.

We moved to Grants Pass in September 1998.  We lived on 20 acres, surrounded by about 700 acres of BLM land about 800 feet above Grants Pass (about a 10 min. drive to town). Our driveway was about 3/4 mile long.  Aleister had free run of the entire 20 acres, and no doubt ventured further than that. He used to bring us all sorts of “presents:” birds, lizards, small rodents, etc.  We think perhaps one of these, a blue bellied lizard perhaps, may have been what ultimately led to his death. He was buried in the little garden we had bellow our cabin.

One day I came home from work and met Gwidion and Buddha. They were two brothers from the same litter that Ceridwen had found at a local animal shelter. Gwiddon (“Gwiddy”) was a black American Short Hair, and his brother Buddha (originally named Kundun, which was the childhood name of the 14th Dalai LLama) was a black Mane Coon.  Like Aleister, they had free run of the twenty acres and, like Aleister, they brought home “presents” (of course they did. It was “wild kingdom” up there).  They would exit and enter the house through a window in the bathroom, which opened onto our back deck, which led to a board that served as a ramp down to the ground (the back deck was 10 feet off the ground).  Our Grants Pass home was great place to be a cat.  The house was an eight sided cabin, with a central pole, and eight  suspension poles that radiated from it.  The cats would run along those poles, and hang out on the roof of the bathroom, or in our sleeping loft.

There was an incident one day. Ceridwen doesn’t sleep well, and one day she was up quite late, after sunrise, and had opened the bathroom window to let the cats out.  Every night, about 100 yards down the hill from our house, a group of Coyotes would gather. On this particular day, Ceridwen, after opening the window to let the cats out, was sitting at her computer when she noticed out or the corner of one eye something black streak up one of the two ponderosa pines that were growing near our house. She got up and went to the kitchen window, only to see Gwidion about 100 feet up one tree, and Buddha up the other. On the ground, was a really big Coyote, wandering about between the two trees, waiting for his “breakfast” to come down. Ceridwen went into a maternal rage (basically channeling the Hindu Goddess, Kali) and ran unarmed out of the house, chasing the Coyote away from our clearing.

It took Ceridwen about an hour, and a couple cans of tuna, to coax the boys down from the trees. When he finally came down, Buddha was limping. He had somehow gotten hurt in all the chaos. He spent about the next three weeks up in out sleeping loft. We brought a litter box and his food up to him.

The Coyotes who nightly gathered in the clearing south of our cabin disappeared after this, never to be seen again.

In April of 2004 we moved to Eureka CA, to the King Salmon area. The cats became strictly indoor at that point, since there were too many other cats in the neighborhood.  In 2009 we moved to the Myrtletown area of Eureka, where we still are today.  Gwydion passed away from an inflamed pancreas that year. Buddha died from old age about 2011. Both of them are buried in our back yard, where their remains feed out fence of Jasmine.

Taliesin is out present house cat.  He was rescued from a crazy cat guy’s property up off Highway 36 (near Bridgeville) where he had about 60 feral felines competing for resources and just running wild. He would feed then a little kibble now and again but otherwise they were on their own.  We have a friend who occasionally drives up there and rescues two or three kittens at a time. She then takes them to the spay/neuter center and then rehomes them.  Taliesin (“Tally”)  was maybe a month old when he was delivered to us, and quite feral. He spent about the first two months under our bed, and his litter box and dining area was also in our bedroom. That was about four years ago. He bonded with Ceridwen right away (at the time she didn’t have a bad back (like mine) and was able to interact close to the floor with him). It’s only been very recently that he has decided he likes me too.

In addition to Tally, Ceridwen and I are friends with and cat sitters for some ot the neighbors felines, and when neighbors go out of town we are called upon to feed and play with them.  Luna, Russel (“Wussel”) and Shmokey, belong to our close

friends Michael and Annie who live across the street from us in the back half of a duplex.  Sky and Pepper belong to Serena, who lives in the front unit across the street and lastly Luna(2) belongs to Kathy, who lives in the unit behind us.

A new cat has appeared recently. Black and white, very friendly (and wants to come in the house). We don’t know his/her name or which neighbor she/he belongs to (probably one of the tenants from the duplex next to ours). Eventually we will find out.

Waiting is.

Remember that I mentioned that my first wife, Lynne, hates cats?  I am happy and proud to report that all three of my sons have indoor/outdoor felines.  We all just had to escape from her influence in order to participate in the wonderful, marvelous, experience of being owned by cats.

 


DO NOT purchase an HP printer


Or, if you do buy one, don’t sign up for instant ink. Unless you are printing stuff on a daily basis, you will end up spending way more for ink (at the rate of $5/month) than if you just bought your ink at a Staples.

Not only that, if you realize you are being robbed, the ink cartridges you are using that where sent to you via the program; the minute you unenroll from instant ink your ink cartridges, which you paid for, will be rendered useless via a broadcast command from HP.

I bought a new Epson printer at Costco back in July. When I brought my new printer home, I logged into instant ink and dropped out of the subscription. I also instructed the payment service I was using to no longer honor requests from HP Instant Ink. It is December now, and I still get emails from HP asking me to update my payment source.

What will it take to get these ink pirates to stop harassing me?

As I said, don’t buy a printer from HP. It’s just not worth it, and in reality, you  don’t actually own the printer or at least not the right to use it.

 

 


An open letter to my Progressive comrades


The following is my reply to an email from info@weareprogressives.org which was asking me for money to support “Progressive” candidates:

Hey Progressives:

I am a Progressive. A Progressive Zionist. I agree with all the causes you folks are behind, except one: your stance on Israel, and the so called “palestinians” is wrong and based on Trump level lies. I guess Mr. Trump has made it fashionable to lie now, so now even Progressives are doing it.

I agree with everything “the Squad” embraces, except they are wrong about Israel. They are backing the wrong horse. Islam, as practiced today in Gaza, is anti-woman, anti-LGBTQ, anti-1st Amendment, and has instituted Sharia Law, which is 1,000 times worse then the agenda put forth by Project 2025. The difference is that our oppressors are Christian Nationalists and theirs are Jihadi Islamists.

Until you get your agenda regarding Israel and Islam straight, you’ll get not one penny from me.

Sorry.

Ellis S. Arseneau
“purveyor of unconventional wisdom”
Progressive Zionist
Lifelong Democrat


I remember the MacMullen family reunions


I think the last time I was in attendance at one of these was maybe 1963, or earlier.  My maternal grandmothers family, the MacMullens used to hold a “clan gathering” (family reunion) every year at Kankakee River State Park. This always occurred on the Sunday closest to the Jewish holiday of Shavuot, which celebrates the giving of the Torah to Moses and therefore to Israel.  Now days Moses is said to be the first person to download data from the cloud unto a tablet.

I know what you are thinking:  a Scottish clan? Jews?  Yep.  Like many European Jewish families, my grandmothers family was chased around the continent a bit. From somewhere in the Balkans, the Bonewitzes<sp?> were chased away, probably as the result of a pogrom or pogroms, and eventually landed in the Scottish Highlands. There they changed their name to MacMullen and adopted that clans tartan, as well as a boatload of Scottish custom.  So the MacMullen clan gathering was a mixture of Jewish and Scottish cultural adaptations.

I remember the men wearing kilts with matching kippah, some wonderful BBQ chicken, burgers, and assortments of salads, chips and deserts. There was a little train ride that carried kids all around the park.  There were bagpipes and Highland Games including the tug-o-war, the hammer throw and tossing the caber.  The Rabbi from our synagogue on the south side of Chicago was also in attendance.

I remember some of us discovering that if you ate a lot of angel-food cake you could drink all the Coca Cola you wanted without getting sick.

A Scots-Jewish “kippah,” made from the official Jewish tartan

I don’t remember attending one of these after Shavuot 1963 (when I was going to turn 10 years old). Whoever was the organizer of this even either passed away or got sick or just stopped. So this has become a fond but very vague memory after all these years.

 


Every tree is precious


The Redwood rain forest once covered an area starting just inside the Oregon/California border, running south to about San Luis Obisbo, and East-West from the Pacific to the Cascade Mountains.  That was solid forest, 744 miles long, about 150 miles wide (111,600 square miles).  A squirrel could travel from tree top to tree top and never have to hit the ground.  This forest teemed with Grizzly, Deer, Elk, and Black Bear,  and Bald Eagles, Golden Eagles, Condor, Snowy Egrets, and many, many more. Salmon and Steelhead were abundant in our streams, and there was probably a sizeable population of banana slugs.  Indigenous homo-sapien tribes lived and worked and grew old and thrived, without impacting the environment. Some of these tribes believed that the giant trees were gods.  Then the white man came.  Today, less than four percent of this forest is left, most of it in Humboldt, DelNorte, and Mendocino Counties. So, every tree is precious ,,,,,

A couple of years ago there was a tiny stand of Redwood that stood on two lots, off Harris between Sequoia Ave and Girard Court. There is some kind of PG&E station there, which could hardly be seen with the trees. They clear cut that little stand. The stumps are quite visible. The owner of the West part threw up a fence, and now has a travel trailer parked inside. I’m guessing he lives there and someday he’ll build a house. I don’t know what PG&Es excuse was. At the time it made me sick. I still drive past there and kind of mourn.

A few years back I published a petition on the Move On site, calling for a 200 year moratorium on the harvest, sale, and manufacturing of goods from the Redwood rain forest.

Save what remains. Sign this petition:

SAVE THE REDWOODS

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John & Mary tell me about Donald


In Finding Inner Peace and Strength (Doubleday, 1982), Jerry Falwell claimed total inerrancy for the Bible:

The Bible is the inerrant . . . Word of God. It is absolutely
infallible, without error in all matters pertaining to faith and
practice, as well as in areas such as geography, science,
history, etc., (p 26).

 

This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I found a well groomed, nicely dressed couple.

The man spoke first: “Hi! I’m John, and this is Mary.”

Mary: “Hi! We’re here to invite you to come kiss Donald’s ass with us.”

Me: “Pardon me?! What are you talking about? Who’s Donald, and why would I want to kiss his ass?”

John: “If you kiss Donald’s ass, he’ll give you a million dollars; and if you don’t, he’ll kick the shit out of you.”

Me: “What? Is this some sort of bizarre mob shake-down?”

John: “Hank is a billionaire philanthropist. Donald built this country. Donald owns this town. He can do what ever wants, and what he wants is to give you a million dollars, but he can’t until you kiss his ass.”

Me: “That doesn’t make any sense. Why . . .”

Mary: “Who are you to question Donald’s gift? Don’t you want a million dollars? Isn’t it worth a little kiss on the ass?”

Me: “Well maybe, if it’s legit, but . . .”

John: “Then come kiss Donald’s ass with us.”

Me: “Do you kiss Donald’s ass often?”

Mary: “Oh yes, all the time . . .”

Me: “And has he given you a million dollars?”

John: “Well no, you don’t actually get the money until you leave town.”

Me: “So why don’t you just leave town now?”

Mary: “You can’t leave until Donald tells you to, or you don’t get the money, and he kicks the shit out of you.”

Me: “Do you know anyone who kissed Donald’s ass, left town, and got the million dollars?”

John: “My mother kissed Donald’s ass for years. She left town last year, and I’m sure she got the money.”

Me: “Haven’t you talked to her since then?”

John: “Of course not, Donald doesn’t allow it.”

Me: “So what makes you think he’ll actually give you the money if you’ve never talked to anyone who got the money?”

Mary: “Well, he gives you a little bit before you leave. Maybe you’ll get a raise, maybe you’ll win a small lotto, maybe you’ll just find a twenty dollar bill on the street.”

Me: “What’s that got to do with Donald?”

John: “Donald has certain ‘connections.'”

Me: “I’m sorry, but this sounds like some sort of bizarre con game.”

John: “But it’s a million dollars, can you really take the chance? And remember, if you don’t kiss Donald’s ass he’ll kick the shit of you.”

Me: “Maybe if I could see Donald’s, talk to him, get the details straight from him . . .”

Mary: “No one sees Donald, no one talks to Donald.”

Me: “Then how do you kiss his ass?”

John: “Sometimes we just blow him a kiss, and think of his ass. Other times we kiss Elon’s ass, and he passes it on.”

Me: “Who’s Elon?”

Mary: “A friend of ours. He’s the one who taught us all about kissing Donald’s ass. All we had to do was take him out to dinner a few times.”

Me: “And you just took his word for it when he said there was a Donald, that Donald wanted you to kiss his ass, and that Donald would reward you?”

John: “Oh no! Elon’s got a letter Donald sent him years ago explaining the whole thing. Here’s a copy; see for yourself.” John handed me a photocopy of a handwritten memo on “From the desk of Elon’ letterhead. There were eleven items listed:

  • Kiss Donald’s ass and he’ll give you a million dollars when you leave town.
  • Use alcohol in moderation.
  • Kick the shit out of people who aren’t like you.
  • Eat right.
  • Donald dictated this list himself.
  • The moon is made of green cheese.
  • Everything Donald says is right.
  • Wash your hands after going to the bathroom.
  • Don’t drink.
  • Eat your wieners on buns; no condiments.
  • Kiss Donald’s ass or he’ll kick the shit out of you.

Me: “This would appear to be written on Elon’s Letterhead.”

Mary: “Donald didn’t have any paper.”

Me: “I have a hunch that if we checked we’d find this is Elon’s handwriting.”

John: “Of course, Donald dictated it.”

Me: “I thought you said no one gets to see Donald?”

Mary: “Not now, but years ago he would talk to some people.”

Me: “I thought you said he was a philanthropist. What sort of philanthropist kicks the shit out of people just because they’re different?”

Mary: “It’s what Donald wants, and Donald’s always right.”

Me: “How do you figure that?”

Mary: “Item 7 says ‘Everything Donald says is right.’ That’s good enough for me!”

Me: “Maybe your friend Elon just made the whole thing up.”

John: “No way! Item 5 says ‘Donald dictated this list himself.’ Besides, item 2 says ‘Use alcohol in moderation,’ Item 4 says ‘Eat right,’ and item 8 says ‘Wash your hands after going to the bathroom.’ Everyone knows those things are right, so the rest must be true, too.”

Me: “But 9 says ‘Don’t Drink,’ which doesn’t quite go with item 2, and 6 says ‘The moon is made of green cheese,’ which is just plain wrong.”

John: “There’s no contradiction between 9 and 2, 9 just clarifies 2. As far as 6 goes, you’ve never been to the moon, so you can’t say for sure.”

Me: “Scientists have pretty firmly established that the moon is made of rock . . .”

Mary: “But they don’t know if the rock came from the Earth, or from out of space, so it could just as easily be green cheese.”

Me: “I’m not really an expert, but I think the theory that the Moon came from the Earth has been discounted. Besides, not knowing where the rock came from doesn’t make it cheese.”

John: “Aha! You just admitted that scientists make mistakes, but we know Donald is always right!”

Me: “We do?”

Mary: “Of course we do, Item 5 says so.”

Me: “You’re saying Donald’s always right because the list says so, the list is right because Donald dictated it, and we know that Donald dictated it because the list says so. That’s circular logic, no different than saying ‘Donald’s right because he says he’s right.'”

John: “Now you’re getting it! It’s so rewarding to see someone come around to Donald’s way of thinking.”

Me: “But . . . oh, never mind. What’s the deal with wieners?” Mary blushes.

John says: “Wieners, in buns; no condiments. It’s Donald’s way. Anything else is wrong.”

Me: “What if I don’t have a bun?”

John: “No bun, no wiener. A wiener without a bun is wrong.”

Me: “No relish? No Mustard?”

Mary looks positively stricken. John shouts: “There’s no need for such language! Condiments of any kind are wrong!”

Me: “So a big pile of sauerkraut with some wieners chopped up in it would be out of the question?”

Mary sticks her fingers in her ears: “I am not listening to this. La la la, la la, la la la.”

John: “That’s disgusting. Only some sort of evil deviant would eat that . . .”

Me: “It’s good! I eat it all the time.”

Mary faints. John catches her: “Well, if I’d known you where one of those I wouldn’t have wasted my time. When Donald kicks the shit out of you I’ll be there, counting my money and laughing. I’ll kiss Donald’s ass for you, you bunless cut-wienered kraut-eater.”

With this, John dragged Mary to their waiting car, and sped off.


Editor’s note: Donald has other names that he is known by:  POTUS, 45 (or 47), “Duck L’Orange,” Yeti,  COMPLETE (more or less) LIST


“Hin-Jew:” How I became one

 


My wife and I have been attending Kirtan sessions in Arcata monthly since 9/2019, led by the Skywater Kirtan Band. Shemaia Skywater, who leads the group is a very talented musician, yoga teacher, and she’s Jewish.

Here’s a sample from August, 2018:

Another sample, this one from before Ceridwen and I started attending:

Anyroad, I found the “Kirtan Rabbi” on Youtube of late and loved the way he blended cultural styles (Kirtan is a Hindu/Buddhist artform). Kind of the best of both worlds. Funny thing is that I have referred to myself as a “Hin-Jew” for a few years now.


C’est moi

 


This is the blog of Ellis “El” Arseneau, “purveyor of unconventional wisdom”, which is to say “my not so humble opinions.”  Herein you will read both opinions and facts. One thing you will not read here is lies. Herein I tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but truth (so help me Hashem).

As of today, 18 August 2024, this site is undergoing a resurrection.  Vile antisemites, who  call themselves “palestinians” (except that there is no such thing, and hasn’t been a thing, since May 1948, when the UK abandoned their “Mandatory Palestine.”) Prior to 1948, people living in what is now the Jewish State of Israel, did in fact call themselves Palestinian, and they carried passports and other identifying papers stating such.  Beginning in May 1948, folks living in the newly independent State of Israel began calling themselves  “Israelis.” , these despicable inbreds hacked into this site and destroyed my database, so for about the last three months, this site was gone.

Well folks, we’re back. Back to being us. Back to telling the truth about a lot of things, including the truth about Israel.

If you don’t like it, you can’t have any.  

You can read my short auto-biography by clicking this link.