Honestly, I do not know how I got on this mailing list. Reading it, it’s just one outlandish lie after another. Even the first line is a lie: I have never contacted the White House. I’ll put an asterisk next to every lie I found and bolded it:
Thank you for *contacting the White House.
This Labor Day weekend, President Donald J. Trump *continues to deliver historic victories for the American people.
As a direct result of President Trump’s *pro-growth, *pro-American energy agenda, this weekend, *gas prices are at their lowest price since 2020. Additionally, *hotel rates are down about 11%, *domestic airfares are down 6% from last year, and *car rental costs are down 3%. Just as President Trump promised, *America is becoming affordable again.
President Trump *continues to put American workers first. *Blue-collar wages are rising, private sector *job growth is exploding, *domestic steel production is booming, and the President’s historic *trade deals and landmark tax cuts are *propelling unprecedented opportunity, growth, and success for American families.
American *pride is also roaring back. This week, President Trump signed an Executive Order to restore respect, honor, and sanctity to the American flag and prosecute those who desecrate this universal symbol of our freedom, identity, and strength. The *Trump Administration’s revolution of common sense continues—and once again, we are a Nation that cherishes our history and respects our great American traditions.
*Stable prices, booming jobs, and rising confidence are lifting every corner of our Nation—and President Trump is only getting started.
To learn more, visit WhiteHouse.gov.
Here is the email I replied with:
Do you get a commission for every lie you tell? Because I can tell whenever Duck L’Orange (my name for our POTUS) tells a lie: his lips move. Thank Hashem, when and however tRump leaves office, no Republitard will ever serve in that office again.
My reply email bounced, because the email address it was sent to (which was coded into the original) was noreply@contact.whitehouse.gov See, they don’t even have the guts to allow comment on their lies.
