*Don Whoreleon, *Napoleon Bone-Aspur, *R. Smelly, Fiberace, *Commander-In-Thief, *Nostra-Dumbass, *El Pork-Choppo, *MAGA Theresa, “The Donald,” *All Caps-Tain Kangaroo, *Rip One Van Winkle, *Count Flatula, *Founding Farter, *Farty-Five, *Teddy Dozevelt, *Gaseous Clay, *Dopey McGropey, *Lepre-Con Man, *Al Ca-Porn, *Julius Squeezer, *The Shart of the Deal, *His Flatulency, *Mayor McCutTheCheese, *Groper Cleveland, *Sleepy Don-Zales, *Nelson Tandela, *Burger Jean King, *Donny Nappleseed, *Liger Woods, *Unhappy Gilmore, *Greedy McGolfy, *Yabba Dabba Doofus, *His MAGA-Sty, *Genghis Don, *Donnie D Cups, *Donye West, *Donald Duck the Draft, *Kim Don Un, *The Notorious P.I.G., *Hair Mussolini, *Con-Mander-In-Chief, *Phony Soprano, *Fattyshack, *The Ayatollah Complaini, *Presidementia, *Stable McGenius, *The Tanchurian Candidate, *Orange Baby Jesus, *Refrigerator Perry Mason, *Off-Whitey Bulger, *Tannibal Lecter, *The Not-So-Great Pumpkin, *Carrot Bottom, *Scammy Davis Jr., *Rich Little Hands, *Donnie Cochran, *The MAGA-Lorian, *HippoPOTUS, *Darth Tax Evader, *Our Fondling Father, *Maroon 45, *The Legend of Bragger Vance, *Mar-a-Cloggo, *The Tan of La Mancha, *Butch Casserole, *Trumpelstiltskin, *MAGATHA Christie, *Grab-Ass Grandpa, *Orange Julius Caesar, *Hungry Hungry Hypocrite, *Dictator Tot, *Quid Pro Combover, *The Lock-Her-Up-Ness Monster, *General Lie-Senhower, *Alexander Scamilton, *Yelvis, *Jabba The Pizza Hut, *Pumpkin McPornhumper, Trump Vader, Donald McDuck, The Orange Knight, Captain Comb-over, The Apprentice-ator, Fake News Vader, Wreck-It Donald, The Wall Builder, Donaldo the Great, Darth Don, Captain Covfefe, Trumpenstein, The Orange Avenger, Twitter-in-Chief, Thanos Trump, The Golf King, The Joker in Chief,Mar-a-Lago Man, Lord Covfefe, The Apprentice in Command, Trumpzilla, The Wizard of Lies, Donnie Darko, The Marvelous Mango, The Stormtrooper of Truth, Trumpinator, Fake News Fighter, The Big Mac Master, The Artful Deceiver, The Covfefe Commander, The Bigly One, Emperor Trumpatine, The Apprentice Emperor, The Twitter Tornado, The Fake News Nemesis, The Golf Cart Commander, The Trump Tower Tyrant, The Reality Star Ruler, The Celebrity-in-Chief, The Fake Billionaire, The Orange Apprentice, The Covfefe Kingpin, The Fake Tan Tyrant, The Mar-a-Lago Marvel, The Covfefe Whisperer, The Orange Titan, The Golfing Gladiator, The Apprentice of Deception, The Orange Marvel, The Fake News Warrior, The Wall Whisperer, Commander-in-Tweet, The Tax Dodger,
The Electoral College King,
The Fake News Foe,
The Filibuster Master,
The Impeachment Dodger,
The Lobbyist Lover,
The Trade War Tyrant,
The Healthcare Hoaxer,
The Climate Denier,
The Rigged System Ruler,
The MAGA Maestro,
The Electoral Engineer,
The Tariff Tyrant,
The Deep State Dodger,
The Border Builder,
The Patriot Act Prince,
The Swamp Drainer,
The Shutdown Sultan,
The Executive Order Emperor,
The NATO Negotiator,
The Fake News Nemesis,
The Tariff Titan,
The Government Shutdown Guru,
The DACA Denier,
The Constitution Challenger,
The Alt-Right Ally,
The Fake News Fighter,
The Collusion King,
The Red Tape Reducer,
The Swamp King,
The Filibuster Fanatic,
The Electoral Emperor,
The Maga Man, The Supreme Court Stacker,
The Fake News Fighter,
The Red State Ruler,
The GOP Guardian,
The Executive Order Enforcer,
The Policy Populist,
The Impeachment Imp,
The Constitution Crusher,
The Trade Deal Tycoon,
The Election Engineer,
The Collusion Commander,
The Regulatory Ripper,
The Red Tape Tamer,
The Tax Code Tyrant,
The Political Paradox,